have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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