no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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