NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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