How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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