She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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