let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
