I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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