I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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