I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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