We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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