My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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