i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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