can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize