I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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