Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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