belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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