I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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