You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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