I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
