when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Shame - the story of my life.
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