True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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