Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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