is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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