so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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