There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Do vagina's smell?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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