He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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