i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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