bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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