So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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