I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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