If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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