if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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