who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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