It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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