So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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