This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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