I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we're making bets on your personal life
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
