Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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