I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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