Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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