Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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