he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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