okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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