Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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