after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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