i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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