Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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