Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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