i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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