he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Can I color on your dick again?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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