So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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