just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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