There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
