Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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