He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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